After a month-long hiatus, we’ve decided to do another live stream event this afternoon, featuring the irish Zombie Horror/Teen Comedy Boy Eats Girl! Here’s the synopsis from Netflix:

Resurrected by his mother after a tragic accident, 17-year-old Nathan (David Leon) awakens with a taste for human flesh. Next thing you know, a run-in with a school bully (Mark Huberman) sets off events that spread Nathan’s “condition” all over town. Meanwhile, the undead Nathan tries to curb his appetite for his dream girl (Samantha Mumba) in this tongue-in-cheek zombie romp [...].

Here’s a transcript of our Live Blog:

• 2:31 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Our live event starts in 30minutes!
• 2:36 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock If you want to play along at home, all you have to do is either leave a comment here, or twitter using #boyeatsgirl as your tag
• 2:41 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Curious as to where you can find the movie? Netflix has it for streaming of course!
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• 2:44 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Event starts in 15 minutes #boyeatsgirl
• 3:00 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Less than a minute to go, the movie’s queued up on the Xbox, green light coming….
• 3:00 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Now!
• 3:01 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Ok…so far 5 different production houses were involved in the making of this picture.
• 3:03 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Ok. Church Lady. Do you NOT think it might be a bad Idea to go back into the creepy room with the snake guarding it? Maybe?
• 3:04 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock While we’re at it…why DOES this church have creepy zombie crypt, anyway?
• 3:05 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Fun fact: This movie was the first non-pornographic movie for some years to be banned by the Irish Film Classification Office.
• 3:07 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Nathan likes the girl, Girl’s dad doesn’t dig Nathan. I say: Eat him.
• 3:08 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Seriously, what school has a random kickboxing gym?
• 3:10 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock “How does being Irish make you feel?” -”Suicidal.” ooookay. Cheerful kid!
• 3:11 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock OK. Cool school. Random oral sex in cars.
• 3:12 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock “I couldn’t go because I was home, sick with Bulemia.”
• 3:14 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock OK. We’ve established the whole “Teen comedy” aspect. I want zombies.
• 3:18 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Wait. You KNOW her dad hates you, so you call her HOUSE instead of her phone who’s number you already HAVE?
• 3:20 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Mechanics of the script are busy forcing the different players along. And seriously dude, it’s your own BEDROOM, and you keep hitting your head on the damn wall?
• 3:21 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock playing drunkenly with a noose can only end badly…
• 3:22 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Especially when mom comes in, knocks you off the stool accidentally, and…yep.
• 3:23 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Oh, it was only a dream! Sure! Mom didn’t raise you from the dead! No, not at all!
• 3:25 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Um Father? Why DO you keep a “book of Pagan Trickery” in your crypt? Just askin’…
• 3:28 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Calling the girl you like a “slut” is not really the best idea, just sayin’
• 3:30 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Oh, wait. Now I’m invulnerable and have weird veiny things…Sure, it was all a dream.
• 3:33 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Attacking the flesh-craving undead thing with your fists, probably not the smartest move either.
• 3:34 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock …Hence the bite, Genius.
• 3:37 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock “Nothing happened at the dance, mom. I totally didn’t eat that bully at school!”
• 3:39 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Other bits of advice: never say “spit it out, son” to a zombie. Oh, he ate the DOG! I LOVE this movie!
• 3:43 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock “Hey son, sorry about the fact that I brought you back as a flesh-eating zombie. My bad.”- You know, he took that news in stride fairly well.
• 3:44 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Our writeup and trailer|for the event can be found here: cavalcadeofschlock.com
• 3:47 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Ok, evil Dad is hitting on the other teenage girls. Creeeeepy. He totally neeeds to be kil…oh, there he goes!
• 3:48 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock It’s a personal philosophy that I never go checkin on the squishy noises behind the counter at a video store.
• 3:49 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock EW…Zombie BJ! MESSY!
• 3:51 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock You know, the zombie bits in this movie are pretty damn good! Yay for priest eating somebody in the confessional!
• 3:55 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock “So uh, Nathan, what’s it like bein’ dead?” heh heh.
• 3:56 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock I love the fact that these guys biggest concern with not being a zombie is that they can’t get an erection.
• 4:00 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock This just in, Voodoo snake-bite cures zombie infection! Send a note to Johnson & Johnson!
• 4:02 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Awesome! Death by high-heeled shoe!
• 4:06 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Best zombie weapon. EVER. Backhoe and mulcher in one!
• 4:11 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Runing, punching, wrestling, flesh-eating, raging zombies! And only slightly gory. I mean he RIPPED the goddamn head off with his bare hands
• 4:13 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock All we need now is a flaming zombie (he said hopefully!)
• 4:15 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock Before we fade to credits here….weren’t there OTHER people in town that were bitten?
• 4:15 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock I guess not.
• 4:16 PM: Cavalcade of Schlock As the credits roll, we’re going to close out the event. Oh hey, the magic snake’s name was “Buffy”…and was a dude. ‘kay.