Boy Eats Girl

After a month-long hiatus, we’ve decided to do another live stream event this afternoon, featuring the irish Zombie Horror/Teen Comedy Boy Eats Girl! Here’s the synopsis from NetflixResurrected by his mother after a tragic accident, 17-year-old Nathan (David Leon) awakens with a taste for human flesh. Next thing you know, a run-in with a school bully (Mark Huberman) sets off events that spread Nathan's "condition" all over town. Meanwhile, the undead Nathan tries to curb his appetite for his dream girl (Samantha Mumba) in this tongue-in-cheek zombie romp [...]. Here's a transcript of our Live Blog:

  • Ok...so far 5 different production houses were involved in the making of this picture.
  • Church Lady. Do you NOT think it might be a bad Idea to go back into the creepy room with the snake guarding it? Maybe?
  • While we're at it...why DOES this church have creepy zombie crypt, anyway?
  • Fun fact: This movie was the first non-pornographic movie for some years to be banned by the Irish Film Classification Office.
  • Nathan likes the girl, Girl's dad doesn't dig Nathan. I say: Eat him.
  • Seriously, what school has a random kickboxing gym?
  • "How does being Irish make you feel?" -"Suicidal." ooookay. Cheerful kid!
  • Cool school. Random oral sex in cars.
  • "I couldn't go because I was home, sick with Bulemia."
  • We've established the whole "Teen comedy" aspect. I want zombies.
  • Wait. You KNOW her dad hates you, so you call her HOUSE instead of her phone who's number you already HAVE?
  • Mechanics of the script are busy forcing the different players along. And seriously dude, it's your own BEDROOM, and you keep hitting your head on the damn wall?
  • Playing drunkenly with a noose can only end badly...
  • Especially when mom comes in, knocks you off the stool accidentally, and...yep.
  • Oh, it was only a dream! Sure! Mom didn't raise you from the dead! No, not at all!
  • Um Father? Why DO you keep a "book of Pagan Trickery" in your crypt? Just askin'...
  • Calling the girl you like a "slut" is not really the best idea, just sayin'
  • Oh, wait. Now I'm invulnerable and have weird veiny things...Sure, it was all a dream.
  • Attacking the flesh-craving undead thing with your fists, probably not the smartest move either.
  • ...Hence the bite, Genius.
  • "Nothing happened at the dance, mom. I totally didn't eat that bully at school!"
  • Other bits of advice: never say "spit it out, son" to a zombie. Oh, he ate the DOG! I LOVE this movie!
  • "Hey son, sorry about the fact that I brought you back as a flesh-eating zombie. My bad."- You know, he took that news in stride fairly well.
  • Ok, evil Dad is hitting on the other teenage girls. Creeeeepy. He totally neeeds to be kil...oh, there he goes!
  • It's a personal philosophy that I never go checkin on the squishy noises behind the counter at a video store.
  • EW...Zombie BJ! MESSY!
  • You know, the zombie bits in this movie are pretty damn good! Yay for priest eating somebody in the confessional!
  • "So uh, Nathan, what's it like bein' dead?" heh heh.
  • I love the fact that these guys biggest concern with not being a zombie is that they can't get an erection.
  • This just in, Voodoo snake-bite cures zombie infection! Send a note to Johnson & Johnson!
  • Awesome! Death by high-heeled shoe!
  • Best zombie weapon. EVER. Backhoe and mulcher in one!
  • Runing, punching, wrestling, flesh-eating, raging zombies! And only slightly gory. I mean he RIPPED the goddamn head off with his bare hands
  • All we need now is a flaming zombie (he said hopefully!)
  • Before we fade to credits here....weren't there OTHER people in town that were bitten?
  • I guess not.
  • As the credits roll, we discover the magic snake's name was "Buffy"...and was a dude. 'kay.

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